But even though you really don’t want to read this, you might hang on to it because I complied the questions from several different bios. I also tried to format it a little bit better. Convenient, yes?
(All the good questions are here in one place, I only excluded stuff like "pancakes or french toast?" and other dumb things like that. This means that you can fill out this one message and be done, instead of mailing hundereds of them like CERTAIN PEOPLE who will remain NAMELESS)
Okay, here’s what you’re supposed
to do. Copy this entire
e-mail and change all the answers
so they apply to you....then
send it to everyone you know, INCLUDING
the person who sent
you this. So you should get
back a lot of other get-to-know-
you e-mails, too. You’ll
learn a lot about your friends that you
maybe didn’t know!
FULL NAME: Gary Cheung
NICKNAMES (plus screen names):
All of them? Are you Serious???!!! (Kobaloi on ICQ and Heptarchia on
Yahoo. Those are the important ones. The rest I either don’t
use often or don’t want you to know are me!!!!)
VITAL STATS(height/weight/ethnicity/etc.):
Chinese-American 2 eyes 1 nose 10 fingers ½ brain and so on.
HAIR COLOR: Black
EYE COLOR: Dark brown
DOB: June 81
ZODIAC SIGN: Gemini
PERSONALITY TYPE: Changes
drastically in random intervals
SIBLINGS & THEIR AGES:
None I have been informed of to date
LOCATION: The doldrums,
in N.Y.
SCHOOL: sadly, yes
FUNNIEST PERSON YOU KNOW: All
of humanity is a monumental joke. But Raeanne is probably the funniest
individual (although it’s not an easy choice)
BEST/CLOSE FRIENDS: Matt,
David, Cie, ManNga
BEST ONLINE FRIENDS: Raeanne,
Monica, Mary
PETS AND THEIR NAMES: No
pets currently living. There might still be a goldfish in the freezer
– don’t ask.
THE ONE PERSON YOU HAVE A CRUSH
ON: Nene Romanova (see below 0_~)
SPECIAL SKILLS OR TALENTS: **I
have Many skills!** (I don’t know how many of you got that one. Not many.
It’s sorta an inside joke. And I bet no one thought it was funny
either =P)
LITTLE-KNOWN TALENT YOU POSSESS:
On various rare occasions I have been known to actually smile at someone.
For some reason my friends Find this difficult to believe.
FAVORITE COLOR: Purple
(ha you all thought it was black didn’t you!)
FAVORITE FLOWER: Black Rose
FAVORITE ANIMAL: Aardwolf!
FAVORITE SUBJECT: The Decadence
of Human Society. If you meant in school, well… look around you!
It is apparent anywhere on the premises!!!
FAVORITE PART OF NEWSPAPER:
I’m tempted to say the Obituaries just because I can Imagine how my friends
will respond, but I don’t actually read them. Actually I don’t believe
in Dead Trees News – I read only Email and Ezines!!!!
FAVORITE POSTER: Coffee
is God/Decaf is the Antichrist
FAVORITE STORE: Ones
that have mail order catalogs (Like THE EDGE CATALOG)
FAVORITE THING TO WEAR: My
Trenchcoat. Also anything with a tremendous number of pockets.
In Black of course. (Note: for certain reasons I no longer dress
entirely in black. This does not mean black is no longer my fave
thing to wear.)
FAVORITE HAIR STUFF: Bright
Colors, preferably on someone else
FAVORITE FOOD: Flavored Coffee.
Damnit, caffeinated beverages ARE a food group!
FAVORITE CANDY: Aaaaaahhh!!!
Those little chocolate covered sticks of peppermint and coffee flavored
candy. I haven’t had those in soooo long…
FAVORITE FOOD COMBO: Cool
Whip, peanut butter, and M&Ms ^_^
LEAST FAVORITE FOOD: Any
thing FAST or anything that’s supposed to be Chinese food but contains
CHEESE =P
FAVORITE TV SHOW: I don’t watch TV on a regular basis. I guess I’m most loyal to X-files (update: the greatest tv show ever is now conclusively
FAVE MUSIC: Techno–
For now
SINGERS YOU ENJOY:
Varies semi-annually
IN AND AROUND THE CD PLAYER:
The VCR, Tape deck, phonograph, television, base unit, and a horribly
tangled mass of cables, jumpers, and coaxial. But that’s not what
you meant, is it? CDs? DOWN WITH CDs!!!! All hail Layer-3
MPEG audio compression!!!!
DO YOU LIKE TO DANCE? Pain
can be interesting but there are easier ways to experience it.
DO YOU LIKE TO SING?
Sing and dance? What do you think this is, “Mary Poppins presents:
Riverdance” or something? (Riverdance is cool. I want those
boots.) (Mary Poppins is not – but I want her umbrella!)
BAND WHO'S LYRICS MOST RELATES
TO YOU: varies as noted above. Definitely Marcy Playground.
NIN works pretty well most of the time. Well, some of their songs.
Some of them scare me. I don’t really have a good answer but It was
a good question so I threw it in for the benefit of and future bio writers.
Anyway, I listen to music more for the way it sounds than anything else.
I usually can’t understand what anyone’s saying until I read it in the
little booklets.
FAVORITE DAY: Saturday.
Unless it’s a vacation. Then Monday because it’s a Monday and I don’t
have to do anything. I just love that feeling.
FAVORITE MONTHS: The ones
between fall and winter. I’m not sure which ones they are.
FAVORITE HOLIDAY: Summer
vacation. It’s the longest one. Non observed? Leave A Cucumber
On You Neighbor’s Doorstep Week. For real.
FAVORITE VACATIONING SPOT:
Vacationing spot? Was I supposed to go somewhere?
THINGS YOU COLLECT: Bad Habits.
THINGS YOU LIKE TO DO: Anything
computer, watch Anime, Draw, Design strange and ingenious devices, Drink
Coffee, Read, Frighten People with my strange neurotic ideas and personality,
etc.
FAVORITE THING TO DO ALONE:
I sit in my basement and look over my collections of photos, hair clippings,
and preserved fingers from people I have stalked. (Just kidding!)
A NON-SPORT GAME WHICH YOU ENJOY:
Games? Sports?
SPORTS YOU LIKE: Sports?
FAVORITE THING TO DO IN THE
SPRING: Kick the heads off dandelions.
FAVORITE THING TO DO IN THE
SUMMER: Stay inside where there’s Air conditioning
FAVORITE THING TO DO IN THE
FALL: Run outside in the thunder and pouring rain for a while.
Then come back in dripping all over the carpet.
FAVORITE THING TO DO IN THE
WINTER: School is in session in the winter. I don’t get an option.
But survival camping would be fun except my parents are sure I will die
if I try it.
WHAT RELAXES YOU?: Other
than, like, Ketamine hydrochloride? Dunno, haven’t tried relaxing
yet. (No I don’t really use Ketamine!)
THINGS THAT DRIVE YOU CRAZY:
CHAIN LETTERS!
BEST ADVICE EVER GIVEN: “Calm
Down” 2nd best: “Take the Fifth”
BEST WORDS OR PHRASES YOU USE:
“Calm Down”
COOLEST EXPERIENCE IN LIFE:
How about Nearly Freezing to death on a campout?
STUPIDEST THING YOU’VE EVER
DONE: You want a list? Cause I don’t thing I can pick one.
HAVE YOU EVER THOUGHT YOU WERE
GOING TO DIE? Aren’t I?
WOULD YOU RATHER BE SHORT OR
TALL? I am happy
being able to see over people’s heads, but then again being short doesn’t
seem to offend as many low – hanging branches.
WOULD YOU CONSIDER YOUR RELATIONSHIP
WITH YOUR PARENTS BAD, OKAY, GOOD, OR GREAT? My parent’s are Okay,
but I’m definitely leave for College in a year. That’s all I’m saying.
0_~
WOULD YOU RATHER BE OVERLY HAPPY
AND POOR, OR OVERLY WEALTHY AND UNHAPPY? I don’t want to be rich
– but people who smile all the time frighten me!
WHAT'S THE HA RDEST THING ABOUT
G ROWING UP? I’ll let you know when I get around to it
WHAT MAKES YOU CRY?: Onions.
Also a surprising range of other things. Like my computer crashing.
BELIEFS: Want an essay?
Or maybe a series of novels… Well, I believe that the universe will thwart
mankind at every turn. I believe we can overcome it, and I believe
it is worth the effort. I believe that most people are a lot stupider
than they think they are – including myself. There are probably a
few who are just as stupid as they think though. I believe That there
is nothing that can’t be done with a little ingenuity. I believe
that there is nothing that was done with a little ingenuity that couldn’t
use a little more ingenuity. And I believe that the people who make
really ingenious things ought to try not to make them so ugly. I
believe that if it’s already been done, it’s time to try something else.
I believe that most of the new things you try out won’t work. But
I still believe you should try them.
DO YOU BELIEVE IN LOVE AT FIRST
SIGHT?: No, I think real love is base on who someone is, not what they
look like… and that’s about all you know at first sight! =P
DO YOU BELIEVE IN FATE..THAT
EVERYTHING HAPPENS FOR A REASON: I really hope not! Cause my
life is disturbing enough as it is…
THE WORST THINGS YOU DESPISE
THE MOST: ignorance (I left this from Sara’s email because I very much
agree. I will, however, expand it to PEOPLE WHO ARE TOO STUPID TO REMEDY
THEIR IGNORANCE and THOSE WHO EXPEND EFFORTS TO PROPAGATE IGNORANCE.
You know who you are, all of you with you damn chain letters and virus
warnings and moronic curriculums and false propaganda and bogus Operating
Systems!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
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