Yes, this is actually one of those emails your friends are always sending you too many copies of... I had already set it up in HTML format.  If you ever mail something to your friends, don't do that.  It pisses alot of them off, when they get emails with masses of bare code floating around in them because their client doesn't read HTML.  Trust me.  I've tried it.

But even though you really don’t want to read this, you might hang on to it because I complied the questions from several different bios.  I also tried to format it a little bit better.  Convenient, yes?

(All the good questions are here in one place, I only excluded stuff like "pancakes or french toast?" and other dumb things like that.  This means that you can fill out this one message and be done, instead of mailing hundereds of them like CERTAIN PEOPLE who will remain NAMELESS)

I hope your Email client handles HTML formatting!!!

Okay, here’s what you’re supposed to do.  Copy this entire
e-mail and change all the answers so they apply to you....then
send it to everyone you know, INCLUDING the person who sent
you this.  So you should get back a lot of other get-to-know-
you e-mails, too.  You’ll learn a lot about your friends that you
maybe didn’t know!
 
FULL NAME: Gary Cheung
NICKNAMES (plus screen names): All of them? Are you Serious???!!! (Kobaloi on ICQ and Heptarchia on Yahoo.  Those are the important ones.  The rest I either don’t use often or don’t want you to know are me!!!!)
VITAL STATS(height/weight/ethnicity/etc.): Chinese-American 2 eyes 1 nose 10 fingers ½ brain and so on.
HAIR COLOR: Black
EYE COLOR: Dark brown
DOB:  June 81
ZODIAC SIGN: Gemini
PERSONALITY TYPE: Changes drastically in random intervals
SIBLINGS & THEIR AGES: None I have been informed of to date
LOCATION:  The doldrums, in N.Y.
SCHOOL:  sadly, yes

FUNNIEST PERSON YOU KNOW: All of humanity is a monumental joke.  But Raeanne is probably the funniest individual (although it’s not an easy choice)
BEST/CLOSE FRIENDS: Matt, David, Cie, ManNga
BEST ONLINE FRIENDS: Raeanne, Monica, Mary
PETS AND THEIR NAMES: No pets currently living.  There might still be a goldfish in the freezer – don’t ask.
THE ONE PERSON YOU HAVE A CRUSH ON:  Nene Romanova (see below 0_~)

SPECIAL SKILLS OR TALENTS: **I have Many skills!** (I don’t know how many of you got that one. Not many.  It’s sorta an inside joke.  And I bet no one thought it was funny either =P)
LITTLE-KNOWN TALENT YOU POSSESS: On various rare occasions I have been known to actually smile at someone.  For some reason my friends Find this difficult to believe.

FAVORITE COLOR:  Purple (ha you all thought it was black didn’t you!)
FAVORITE FLOWER: Black Rose
FAVORITE ANIMAL: Aardwolf!
FAVORITE SUBJECT: The Decadence of Human Society.  If you meant in school, well… look around you!  It is apparent anywhere on the premises!!!
FAVORITE PART OF NEWSPAPER: I’m tempted to say the Obituaries just because I can Imagine how my friends will respond, but I don’t actually read them.  Actually I don’t believe in Dead Trees News – I read only Email and Ezines!!!!
FAVORITE  POSTER: Coffee is God/Decaf is the Antichrist

FAVORITE STORE:  Ones that have mail order catalogs (Like THE EDGE CATALOG)
FAVORITE THING TO WEAR: My Trenchcoat.  Also anything with a tremendous number of pockets.  In Black of course.  (Note: for certain reasons I no longer dress entirely in black.  This does not mean black is no longer my fave thing to wear.)
FAVORITE HAIR STUFF: Bright Colors, preferably on someone else

FAVORITE FOOD: Flavored Coffee.  Damnit, caffeinated  beverages ARE a food group!
FAVORITE CANDY: Aaaaaahhh!!!  Those little chocolate covered sticks of peppermint and coffee flavored candy. I haven’t had those in soooo long…
FAVORITE FOOD COMBO: Cool Whip, peanut butter, and M&Ms ^_^
LEAST FAVORITE FOOD: Any thing FAST or anything that’s supposed to be Chinese food but contains CHEESE =P

FAVORITE TV SHOW: I don’t watch TV on a regular basis.  I guess I’m most loyal to X-files (update: the greatest tv show ever is now conclusively


FAVORITE MOVIES: American movies right? Any Jackie Chan stuff, any James Bond movie.  BladeRunner.  Hackers.  Lost in Space (Don’t ask).  But Anime is better!
FAVORITE ACTORS/ACTRESSES: What, real people??? Umn, Jackie Chan, Any James Bond
FAVORITE CARTOON CHARACTERS: Rally Vincent, Minnie May, Misty Brown, Major Motoko Kusanagi, Max Mirya and Dana Sterling, Louie Nichols, Nene Romanova

FAVE MUSIC:  Techno– For now
SINGERS YOU ENJOY:  Varies semi-annually
IN AND AROUND THE CD PLAYER: The VCR, Tape deck, phonograph, television, base unit, and a horribly tangled mass of cables, jumpers, and coaxial.  But that’s not what you meant, is it?  CDs?  DOWN WITH CDs!!!!  All hail Layer-3 MPEG audio compression!!!!
DO YOU LIKE TO DANCE? Pain can be interesting but there are easier ways to experience it.
DO YOU LIKE TO SING?  Sing and dance?  What do you think this is, “Mary Poppins presents: Riverdance” or something?  (Riverdance is cool.  I want those boots.) (Mary Poppins is not – but I want her umbrella!)
BAND WHO'S LYRICS MOST RELATES TO YOU: varies as noted above.  Definitely Marcy Playground.  NIN works pretty well most of the time.  Well, some of their songs.  Some of them scare me.  I don’t really have a good answer but It was a good question so I threw it in for the benefit of and future bio writers.  Anyway, I listen to music more for the way it sounds than anything else.  I usually can’t understand what anyone’s saying until I read it in the little booklets.

FAVORITE DAY: Saturday.  Unless it’s a vacation.  Then Monday because it’s a Monday and I don’t have to do anything.  I just love that feeling.
FAVORITE MONTHS: The ones between fall and winter.  I’m not sure which ones they are.
FAVORITE HOLIDAY: Summer vacation.  It’s the longest one.  Non observed? Leave A Cucumber On You Neighbor’s Doorstep Week.  For real.
FAVORITE VACATIONING SPOT: Vacationing spot?  Was I supposed to go somewhere?

THINGS YOU COLLECT: Bad Habits.
THINGS YOU LIKE TO DO: Anything computer, watch Anime, Draw, Design strange and ingenious devices, Drink Coffee, Read, Frighten People with my strange neurotic ideas and personality, etc.
FAVORITE THING TO DO ALONE: I sit in my basement and look over my collections of photos, hair clippings, and preserved fingers from people I have stalked.  (Just kidding!)
A NON-SPORT GAME WHICH YOU ENJOY: Games?  Sports?
SPORTS YOU LIKE: Sports?
FAVORITE THING TO DO IN THE SPRING: Kick the heads off dandelions.
FAVORITE THING TO DO IN THE SUMMER: Stay inside where there’s Air conditioning
FAVORITE THING TO DO IN THE FALL: Run outside in the thunder and pouring rain for a while.  Then come back in dripping all over the carpet.
FAVORITE THING TO DO IN THE WINTER: School is in session in the winter.  I don’t get an option.  But survival camping would be fun except my parents are sure I will die if I try it.

WHAT RELAXES YOU?: Other than, like, Ketamine hydrochloride?  Dunno, haven’t tried relaxing yet. (No I don’t really use Ketamine!)
THINGS THAT DRIVE YOU CRAZY: CHAIN LETTERS!

BEST ADVICE EVER GIVEN: “Calm Down” 2nd best: “Take the Fifth”
BEST WORDS OR PHRASES YOU USE: “Calm Down”
COOLEST EXPERIENCE IN LIFE: How about Nearly Freezing to death on a campout?
STUPIDEST THING YOU’VE EVER DONE: You want a list?  Cause I don’t thing I can pick one.
HAVE YOU EVER THOUGHT YOU WERE GOING TO DIE? Aren’t I?

WOULD YOU RATHER BE SHORT OR TALL? I am happy being able to see over people’s heads, but then again being short doesn’t seem to offend as many low – hanging branches.
WOULD YOU CONSIDER YOUR RELATIONSHIP WITH YOUR PARENTS BAD, OKAY, GOOD, OR GREAT? My parent’s are Okay, but I’m definitely leave for College in a year.  That’s all I’m saying. 0_~

WOULD YOU RATHER BE OVERLY HAPPY AND POOR, OR OVERLY WEALTHY AND UNHAPPY?  I don’t want to be rich – but people who smile all the time frighten me!
WHAT'S THE HA RDEST THING ABOUT G ROWING UP?  I’ll let you know when I get around to it
WHAT MAKES YOU CRY?: Onions.  Also a surprising range of other things.  Like my computer crashing.
BELIEFS: Want an essay?  Or maybe a series of novels… Well, I believe that the universe will thwart mankind at every turn.  I believe we can overcome it, and I believe it is worth the effort.  I believe that most people are a lot stupider than they think they are – including myself.  There are probably a few who are just as stupid as they think though.  I believe That there is nothing that can’t be done with a little ingenuity.  I believe that there is nothing that was done with a little ingenuity that couldn’t use a little more ingenuity.  And I believe that the people who make really ingenious things ought to try not to make them so ugly.  I believe that if it’s already been done, it’s time to try something else.  I believe that most of the new things you try out won’t work.  But I still believe you should try them.
DO YOU BELIEVE IN LOVE AT FIRST SIGHT?: No, I think real love is base on who someone is, not what they look like… and that’s about all you know at first sight! =P
DO YOU BELIEVE IN FATE..THAT EVERYTHING HAPPENS FOR A REASON: I really hope not!  Cause my life is disturbing enough as it is…
THE WORST THINGS YOU DESPISE THE MOST: ignorance (I left this from Sara’s email because I very much agree. I will, however, expand it to PEOPLE WHO ARE TOO STUPID TO REMEDY THEIR IGNORANCE and THOSE WHO EXPEND EFFORTS TO PROPAGATE IGNORANCE.  You know who you are, all of you with you damn chain letters and virus warnings and moronic curriculums and false propaganda and bogus Operating Systems!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
 
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